EVIL NAILS

Here they are! My short nails! And also my nails inspired by drunk nails :P

The short nails are definitely going to take some getting used to after keeping them long for such a long time, but they’re great for school, and it’ll be nice to show y’all some designs for shorter nails! 

Hi guys! Long time no real post! Now, before I get to my nails, I thought I’d share the inspiration behind the latest design. 

So, I mentioned that the reason it’s been so quiet is that I started my last year of grad school this past week. Oh man was it a week–– lots of new friends, a seemingly impossible amount of work to do, and a few disasters little problems. Needless to say, at the end of the week, my classmates and I were ready to cut loose. And we did. In magnificent fashion. Somewhere around 1:30 AM, when nobody could really stand anymore, we all decided to paint each other’s nails. Let me say, I’m usually great at drunk manicures, I have considered putting that on my resume but there comes a point where, no matter how hard you try, you’re just gonna get nail polish everywhere. That’s what this is. Drunk nails very artistically photographed on my sleeping friend’s butt. 

Here’s the thing though, I thought they were actually pretty cool. Just blobs and swirls of color everywhere including people’s hands and my sweatpants. I wish I had pics of other people’s nails too. They were all super messy, but they were kind of amazing. 

This glitter is the best, y’all! So much fun!

If you love wild glitter polishes and don’t know about Lumina Lacquer, seriously, check it out. This color isn’t around anymore, but there are lots of other amazing polishes. AMAZING!

One hand for waving hello and the other for waving goodbye (and also more marbling because it’s pretty :P)

Summer brights and lazy blobs!

Confetti balloons? Heck yes!

Look at this GLITTER!!! 

No no, really look at this glitter. It’s so pretty that I put a frame on it. I love it so much that I’m gonna marry it. :P

Black and white and rainbows all over!

Rectangles!

Also proof that I couldn’t draw a straight line if my life depended on it.  Rectangles!

I promise I’ll have actual nail art up soon, but you guys... I think one of my new Julep polishes is haunted. 

Okay, it’s probably not haunted. But, it is moving around, seemingly on its own. It’s weirding me out. I had these lined up to swatch and I kept looking up and seeing that the navy blue had moved back out of the line. I finally managed to capture it happening a little bit. Can someone please give me a rational explanation for this? My table isn’t wet or slanted, and as far as I can tell there’s nothing unusual about the bottle. Has this happened to anyone else?

I wanted to show y’all the glitter mix I made to go in my liberty lumps little sparkle bubbles because honestly it looks prettier here than in the design. :P 

4th of July fun!

For those of you celebrating, I hope you have a great holiday!

Colorful doodles!