darth bumbo

love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.

been getting really into Beatles yaoi recently

sure. why not. been getting really into beatles yaoi recently. it doesn’t fucking matter. only made a cute post i thought we would all like about pudding. and now it’s about beatles yaoi. sure. whatever. been getting really into beatles yaoi. is that the response you wanted. congrats. you got it. fucking beatles yaoi.

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

fuck the grind. fuck work culture. i want a slow life. i want to wake up in the morning and scramble eggs and saute some spinach, squeeze some orange juice and cut up some strawberries, and eat it all while sitting on my porch and watching my goats mill about in the yard. i have a world of downtime to bake bread and garden and read and craft. i am free.

Anakin calls Obi-Wan three times a day and is like Hey Dad I mean Father I mean Dad I mean Obi-Wan I mean Master. I'll be a little late. Talk to you later I love you. Oh shit haha. I didn't mean that haha force of habit. I hate you really haha. I didn't mean that Master sorry. I don't think about you at all. You're nothing. You're dust to me. Alright man have a good one talk to you later I love you. Damn

I wonder how pissed Obi Wan is that Han and Leia specifically named their son for him and the little bastard went and got obsessed with Anakin.