Evil Fable

I like fire and screams of agony.

*sigh* of course you do

ah it seems the lame version of the hero of legend is here. Well, lamer since @evil-legend is already pretty lame

Well that’s just plain rude, but what can I do about?

Oh! Now that I remember! Here’s the rest of my Definitely Not Stolen Smoothie stash. If anyone asks, @evill-din gave you them.

okay. *eyes you suspiciously* I won’t have one of those good side people try to attack me for this will I??

I like fire and screams of agony.

*sigh* of course you do

ah it seems the lame version of the hero of legend is here. Well, lamer since @evil-legend is already pretty lame

Well that’s just plain rude, but what can I do about?

Oh! Now that I remember! Here’s the rest of my Definitely Not Stolen Smoothie stash. If anyone asks, @evill-din gave you them.

CHEEP CHEEP SQUAWK

Ayyy! Sheerow my dude! Wassap???

CHEEP CHEEP SQUAWK

Ayyy! Sheerow my dude! Wassap???

I like fire and screams of agony.

I prefer to freeze them but fire I'd also fun!

Excellent! Would you care to join me in my daily terror spree?

hehehhehehehe

I like fire and screams of agony.

I prefer to freeze them but fire I'd also fun!

Excellent! Would you care to join me in my daily terror spree?

I like fire and screams of agony.

I prefer to freeze them but fire I'd also fun!

Excellent! Would you care to join me in my daily terror spree?

I like fire and screams of agony.

*sigh* of course you do

ah it seems the lame version of the hero of legend is here. Well, lamer since @evil-legend is already pretty lame

hey. be nice to your fellow evils and then we'll talk

’nice’ is not a word in my vocabulary

*sighhh* don't insult your own kind or you'll end up alone

Jokes on you (actually this one is probably on me) I’m already alone *laughs maniacally while running off into the distance*

I like fire and screams of agony.

I like fire and screams of agony.

*sigh* of course you do

ah it seems the lame version of the hero of legend is here. Well, lamer since @evil-legend is already pretty lame

hey. be nice to your fellow evils and then we'll talk

’nice’ is not a word in my vocabulary

I hate tiny little birds.

They’re only good for midnight snacks

I like fire and screams of agony.

*sigh* of course you do

ah it seems the lame version of the hero of legend is here. Well, lamer since @evil-legend is already pretty lame