I live two doors down from joy

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

They nuked my blog because this post became super popular.

im glad that my extended family seem to be vaguely aware that im nonbinary but it makes christmas funny because most of my aunts have a very simply formula of "the girls get perfume and the boys get cologne" . and they seem to have realised they cant really do that for me, but havent come up with a consistent genderless solution yet. so each year is a delightful surprise. plain unbranded soap. those gloves with touch screen fingerpads. one year i got TWO different puzzle books. its a fascinating look into the minds of cis people and i appreciate it so much.

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog