EVIL WIZARD OF NAMES @evil-naming-wizard - Tumblr Blog

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I met a friendly ball of lint today

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THIS BALL OF FUZZ IS VERY SCRINGLY AND VERY POZED UP FOR ADVENTURE

GET THIS LIL GUY AN ADVENTURE PACK FOR IT SHALL BE MY NEW DISCIPLE "SCWINGLE LINT-BUTT"

YOUR WELCOME AND THANK YOU

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it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

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why aren't we doing this?

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you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

evil-naming-wizard

HIS NAME SHALL BE GILDERT

STRONG LIKE A BULL AND SNIFFLY LIKE A BORTZOY AND BLIND LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER, GILDERT SHALL BE A STRONG DESCIPLE

#evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #the wizard of names #evil magic #wtf is this #dog?#evil disciple

wizard-of-names

Wise wizard. Im a young and aspiring witch. And im looking for advice. Would you recommend a hut in a swamp or a tower? Or perhaps some other dwelling to cast spells shrouded in mystery?

As a plant spell specialist, THE WIZARD will ALWAYS SUGGEST spending your apprentice years DEEP in the FOREST in a SMALL CABIN or HUT!

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YOU SHOULD LIVE IN A LARGE PILLOW FORT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY MY DESCIPLE

NOTHING WRONG HAS EVER HAPPENED ON THE FREEWAY

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

#wizard of names #the wizard of names #wizard of names misc #freeway #pillows

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Little fish eats his foods

(Source)

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aflo

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

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Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

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splickedylit

His Foods :) 👍

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THE HUNGRY SCARWD FOOL SHALL BE NAMED AFTER THE GLUTTONY HE SO FEARS IN HIMSELF

THE LUMPY SUCKER SHALL BE CALLED "GRIGLE" AFTER THE NOISE OF A HUNGY TUMMY

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

#evil wizard of names #wizard of names #evil names #evil wizard #evil disciples #fish #fishblr

soupskull

are we even trying anymore

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BRPOCCOLIC FOR EVIL WIZARD DINNER WITH THE EVIL WIZARDS EVIL BOYFRIEND

#evil wizard #evil broccoli #evil names

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THE WIZARD TOOK A BREAK FROM SOCIALL MEDIA BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A NEW ROLE IN MY EVIL COMMUNITY AND I HAVE STARTED TAKING NEW TINCTURES THAT HELP THE WIZARDS SELF IMFLICTED EVILNESS

YOUR WELCOME AND THANK YOU

#evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #evil magic #i am now medicted and i have a new jpb but the evil shall returen

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I need to look at a body of water. immediately

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I CAST MURKY PUDDLE

#evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #trans names #naming #the wizard of names #evil magic #murky puddle #mud

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Hmmmmmmm HIS NEW NAME SHALL BE LUMBER YARD, HE IS STRONG AND STURDY AND WOODEN

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

#evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #trans names #naming #the wizard of names #evil magic #cats

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MY EVIL CHARIOT DRIVER CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS, HE IS OFF OF THE CATNIP, HES A MORE CONFIDENT DRIVER WHEN HES HAD A FEW POTIONS THOUGHS

(Please dont drink potions and drive unless you my evil chariot driver but you aren't so don't do potions and drive)

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

#cats #animals #funny #cute #pets #the wizard of names #evil disciple #evil wizard #evil names

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Greetings O' mighty wizard. I come forward with a potentially unorthodox request, to rate a name instead of providing one

As one who is transitioning to a woman, the name Marie has stuck as the one that feels right, does the great wizard approve of this choice? Alternate suggestions are welcomed

Thank you for your time o' wise one

THE WIZARD is QUITE THE FAN OF THE NAME MARIE! It is classic, kind, sweet, but serious

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This wizard DOES NOT APPROVE of the name MARIE, I had someone in my family with a similar name be THE WRONG KIND OF EVIL and just kinda sucked, you should choose PLANTAIN INSTEAD

A STRONG A POWERFUL PLANT FULL OF BEAUTIFUL NUTRIENTS AND CAPABLE OF GREAT CHANGE

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my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

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I'm arming all of the good disciples with this EVIL and NEFARIOUS PIE

#what the fuck is that #why is it so wobbly #evil magic #evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #trans names #the wizard of names #naming

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Greetings, evil wizard! Currently my name begins with a B and is too distinctly feminine for my liking. I’m thinking maybe Starling instead?

But please, what should my evil name be?

Well my dear STARLING, I THINK A VERY VERY EVIL NAME FOR YOU SHOULD BE FEATHERY AND DESCIPLE JUST LIKE A STARLING

FROM HENSE FORTH, YOU SHALL BE "RASHA" WHICH IS HEBREW FOR WICKED (also written as רָשָׁע)

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

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The WIZARD kinda forgor that RASHA COMES WITHA WONDERFUL NICKNAME. "RASH" THANK YOU DESCIPLE

#evil disciple #evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #trans names #naming #the wizard of names #evil magic

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GREETINGS WIZARD i am an artist, he/him, 23 years of age. I have been feeling that my current name is too gentlemanly and biblical sounding for my personality. I would like a name that is a word in english (noun or something else) or with easily identifiable word roots (ie. Florian/Flor)(could even be latin). I want it to feel nice and easy to say, but it can be a really weird word thats not typically a name, provided it has a nickname. I would like something befitting a (strangely) grown man, something reflecting the absurdity of existence, does not scream transgender (⚠️WHICH I AM⚠️) but may scream “my parents are eccentric” or “I am an eccentric artist that changed my name possibly as a performance art piece”. I especially enjoy names that have to do with nature and birds, music, storytelling, colors, and virtues. Can be something spooky.

my gender presentation is sort of like if lisbeth salander was a sullen twink and wore a bit more color and sort of like if those corduroy and button up grandpa dressing guys also sometimes wore eyeshadow and blush and shit. i am more or less a goth if that helps.

I, THE WIZARD, have the PERFECT NAME

YOU SHALL BE NAMED, PEREGRINE!

Peregrine is an English name known for being eccentric, while also having gothic elements. Also shares a name with a falcon, so fun!

WALK FORTH INTO THE WORLD WITH YOUR PERFECT NAME!

evil-naming-wizard

Hmmmmmmmmmm

The NORMAL WIZARD OF NAMES does give a good name here, but its NOT EVIL ENOUGH

YOU SHALL BE CALLED "PELICAN"

NOW FLY FORTH MY EVIL DESCIPLE

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

#wizard of names #names #naming #the wizard of names #trans names #trans #transgender

Greetings, evil wizard! Currently my name begins with a B and is too distinctly feminine for my liking. I’m thinking maybe Starling instead?

But please, what should my evil name be?

Well my dear STARLING, I THINK A VERY VERY EVIL NAME FOR YOU SHOULD BE FEATHERY AND DESCIPLE JUST LIKE A STARLING

FROM HENSE FORTH, YOU SHALL BE "RASHA" WHICH IS HEBREW FOR WICKED (also written as רָשָׁע)

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

#evil disciple #evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #trans names #naming #the wizard of names #evil magic

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evil naming wizard i love you. my name is dust and i devote myself to your cause. let me be reborn with a new name and purpose

DUST MY CHILD

YOU ARE A WELL DEVOTED DESCIPLE AND AS SUCH YOU DESERVE SOMETHING TRULY MAGICAL AND EVIL FOR YOUR EVILNESS

I SHALL GIVE UPON THEE A NAME SO GREAT INDEED

YOU ARE NOW "GRICKLE" MY CHILD

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME

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*in a whisper* I see you my child

#evil wizard #evil names #wizard of names #names #trans names #the wizard of names #trans #evil magic #naming #evil disciple

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evil naming wizard i love you. my name is dust and i devote myself to your cause. let me be reborn with a new name and purpose

DUST MY CHILD

YOU ARE A WELL DEVOTED DESCIPLE AND AS SUCH YOU DESERVE SOMETHING TRULY MAGICAL AND EVIL FOR YOUR EVILNESS

I SHALL GIVE UPON THEE A NAME SO GREAT INDEED

YOU ARE NOW "GRICKLE" MY CHILD

THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME