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@evil-minion-82
So I've been seeing all these want ads lately looking for evil wizards (of course I am not going to apply because I am neither evil nor a wizard) and I mean up until now I guess I kind of thought "evil wizard" was just a descriptive phrase; I didn't realize it was also apparently, like, a job title.
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platforms punishing users (eg removing icons on Tumblr) for not safe for work content or hiding posts behind id or facial rec walls (bluesky and discord now ig) makes for an interesting incentive to just never tag or provide warnings on any media you post with adult themes
getting my little goblin minions to punch and stab me in the middle of the grocery store to try and whittle me down to half health so i can assume my final boss form and reach the top shelf
Are you sure this is a good idea milord? Couldn't we just stand upon each others shoulders to reach the item for you?
Also, consider. A magical version of the bends. Whenever someone from a non- or low-magical land has to go into a very magic rich forest or land or dimension, having to take breaks to let their bodies adjust to the new magic exposure or else their blood will boil in their veins or they'll Transform
actually the bends only kicks in when you try to LEAVE the high pressure area. or in this case, magic rich area?
Getting deeper and deeper into feywilds and knowing that however deep you get, it’s gonna take twice as long to escape without magic tearing its way out of you
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
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anyone wanna be my vile little minion?
Am I not enough :'(
Anger and false claims are being directed at transgender people after Tuesday's mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C., that left nine people
In the U.S., he says 97.5 per cent of mass shootings in his database were carried out by men who are cisgender — those who identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. Two per cent of those shootings were carried out by cisgender women and 0.5 per cent were carried out by people who are trans, making trans people statistically underrepresented.
cant help but notice my porcelain critter figures are no longer arranged by height but by taxonomy. who could have done this
gee idk....... thats pretty strange.......
i know right? who goes around impishly rearranging trinkets
wait a fucking second
CHOOSE
THE EVIL SKULL
THE LAUGHING SKULL
THE EMOTIONLESS SKULL
THE FIERCE SKULL
DO YOU GUYS NOT FUCK WITH THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT ANYMORE
So an old bearded guy in a tattered robe has been wandering around the neighborhood lately shouting loudly about how the age of magic here is ending, and then shortly all things of magic in the area will dwindle and vanish.
As a living potion and therefore I guess a "thing of magic", I guess I probably would be unsettled by this if I weren't like 99% sure that this guy is an actor hired by the HOA to scare me and @unexpectedly-wizardposting into moving out.
Weren’t you created by @evilwizard ?
What happened?
I'm... not sure what you mean? Yes, I was created by @evilwizard, but I currently live with @unexpectedly-wizardposting. I mean, I don't think evil wizards are generally known for lovingly caring for their unnatural creations and giving them healthy, supportive homes. It... it kind of goes along with the whole "evil" thing.
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The discovery of the elf kingdom in 2031 will lead to world peace
New food source discovered. World hunger ended.
that’s right, everyone. elves are gonna eat us
Gonna start finding ppl’s trail cams when I’m in the woods so I can come back at night and scuttle past them nude
Skinwalker gonna be looking at you from afar and say " HEY!!! THAT'S MY JOB"
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
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Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding 💀
There is a lot to unpack on this post.
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Item: Health Spell Badge; contains a single charge of Cure Medium Wounds, which can be used once per day and recharges at midnight.
