WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!

were inventing new nightmares where you just keep slipping and sliding

havs you met my friend The Struggling Fool? great once you get to know him. horrible before that though

my villainous behavior 😈

First time getting caught in a rusty beartrap: Wow this is awesome i should do this every day for the rest of my life

i just invented an adderall that you take once and it works forever but then i crushed it up and let it blow away in the wind and also i forgot how to make it

Just bought a live butterfly off alibaba and I made it fly back to wherever its green ass came from

I Arthur

you sure are man

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

I can see electricity now

Why i there blood on my hands

my attack scorpion always runs out of the house as soon as the door opens but he comes back usually

my rats keep getting cancer