Ants but evil

But not because I was asked, because I want to

But not because I was asked, because I want to

But not because I was asked, because I want to

But not because I was asked, because I want to

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IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! TODAY IS THE EGGPIRE'S 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! THATS RIGHT 1 YEAR AGO TODAY I MADE THIS BLOG AND ITS GROWN SO BIG!!

AND I SAID "WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!" SO WE'RE DOING AN ANNIVERSARY EVENT ON TUMBLR DOT COM! ALL OF TUMBLR! YOU ARENT READY FOR THIS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN OVER, BY GUESS WHAT? SAGE? METAL? RELEASE THE VIRUS!!

THAT'S RIGHT! STEEL SHEEN! ALL MACHINE! NO FLESH! LOOK AT THAT! THE METAL VIRUS IS BACK!

EXCEPT WE DIDNT STOP THERE, WE HAD TO DO MORE! WE'VE REDECORATED THE BLOG!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MAMA!? WE'VE GOT A NEW LOOK!

YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED TO REBLOG THIS! NOW GO PING YOUR FRIENDS AND ROBOTICIZE THEM WITH THE VIRUS!

Why am I turning silver!?

AGH!

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〔Its too late sans has been changed〕

{he disappears}

So team, and I do not say this lightly

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch infected

This

@supervillains-assistant-offical

@supervillain-offical

@villain-offical

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch

((ALL OF THE FOLLOWING IS IN CHARACTER DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY))

I hate all of you.

@7-eleven-offical @7-eleven-offical-evil You two barely do anything for the team

@quiktrip-offical You haven’t done anything for the past few months

@evil-pukicho-real-offical ALL YOU DO IS ASK FOR RAISES

@evil-lemon-shark-offical YOU COME BACK AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS GO ON A MISSION TO GET YOURSELF KILLED

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical You can’t get your own identity so you mirror others

@knife-roomba-offical a droid made to hurt, It’s funny that you even ever thought you could be something more

@jojamart-offical Fuck you morris

@plague-doctor--offical A plague doctor ever the useless physician

@bill-cipher-offical you got killed by two preteens

@lemon-shark-offical flown to space just to avoid the consequences of someone else’s idiocy

@evil-callie-plush-offical you call others bitches whilst you yourself are the bitch

@evil-ant-offical part of a hivemind can’t even think for yourself

@roaring-knight-offical got beat up by 2.5 teenagers

@fall3n-angel-offical you thought you could be something bigger but you just became a worse person

@copyright-offical you didn’t even look to see what I left you

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical anime hero nothing original about you

@trans-cousin-offical you have to get others to do the revolution effort while you sit back and do nothing

@milehicon-offical you aren’t even the real one

@killer-offical you first came here to kill me and then I gave you a place to stay you should be thanking me

@inferno-the-skywing you can’t think of a original character so you just play as yourself

I run away and hide from the ants

team?

please team please

if any of you can hear me please come back please

@knife-roomba-offical I’m sorry please please I’m so sorry, it wasn’t supposed to happen like this please

….

Is anybody even listening

Nope!XP

…. Goody? Why are you here

becuz:3c

how can you still be happy like this?

becuz I was right

right about what?

without your team you’d be better off dead. nobody cares about you anymore they all hate you even your friend @knife-roomba-offical In fact they all were never your friends They. just. saw. you. as. their. boss.

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you were right

I’m just better off dead

but team please if any of you see this Say something, please

You are not alone.

Who else am I going to have comical fights with?

YOU DID THIS

I run away and hide from the ants

I run away and hide from the ants