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top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

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Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭
THEY ARE
when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."
my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.
it's important that you imagine the sword saint unmatched under heaven as an older woman with a drinking problem and a shit dating life.
my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*
me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day
my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?
me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away
my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said
me: hilarious
my elf roommate: Hello
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

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just dropped the phrase "god forbid a girl have an intox kink" into a group chat with my cis guy friends, awaiting results
well the conversation stopped completely. god forbid a girl talks openly about her kinks
one replied "you can't just put kink behind something and make it a kink"
i fear the knowledge i have would break their feeble minds.
- the discoveries appear and of them nothing remains
somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.
all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead
and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.
plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams
oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum
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i can’t lie this is the realest shit

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