Pharon

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

it's critically important that you offer affection to the touchstarved shy trans girl

imagine if you will: cute dragongirl putting on her goggles to fly through a rainstorm. reveling in the pinprick sensations as she collides with innumerable droplets. invigorated by the cold rivulets streaming over her scales.

dragongirl euphoria. dragongirl stretching her wings in the early morning. dragongirl swaying her tail on her walk. dragongirl feeling up her own ventral scales in the shower. dragongirl wiggling as she depicts her dragongirl self.

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You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

* OH SHIT

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

sweet innocent trans girl looking for work and getting a job at the Predatory Lesbian Bar. she boymodes at work because she’s not super out yet, and she likes the job and it pays well but she’s very much aware that the regulars are all watching her like a pack of wolves