bitter cas fangirl

shane’s little knowing smile at the poolside post ilya’s hairshake. it says i can see you are peacocking for me and i approve of it.

Not a new take but nonetheless I think Dean getting his hands on Cas and making him feel good would blow Cas's mind because in all of his yearning he only really considered himself a vehicle for Dean's pleasure, but the reality is that Dean likes and is good at sex and would definitely get off on putting cracks in Cas's unflappable angel facade also I think if Dean ever got Cas to swear during sex he would come immediately

hi yeah can we talk for a minute about the way shane is so entranced by ilya he almost doesn’t realize for a second he’s about to kiss him?? Ilya’s like fully going in and shane has to like snap back into his body like “oh shit right I’m here I’m here and this is really happening and oh fuck this is the best fucking day of my life”

I had this silly idea where Dean goes viral on tiktok. It can be an AU, it can be post-canon, whaterver. Point is, Dean makes videos about his car because of course he does, that's his pride and joy, the apple of his eye. But he mentions in one video about some car part that his husband bought him. And his straight-male focused audience went mad because how dare he be gay? So, Dean responds to mean comments with a video where he calls this bullshit out and ends it with sth like "i'm not the one keeping my partner unsatisfied". It goes viral for his small account and new people start asking about his husband. Cas doesn't want to show up in videos, so Dean says no, and at some point people start saying that he doesn't really have a husband. So, Dean shows their wedding pictures. It goes even more viral. Mostly among young people. Even Claire sees it in her fyp and laughs.

i can’t stop thinking about ilya clubbing circa 2011. diesel jeans, shitty prada button up, hair absolutely CRISPY with gel. cliff marleau on his left tricked out head to toe in ed hardy. cloud of fucking paco robanne in the booth. cîroc with a sparkler sticking out of the neck. “this my fucking song, marly!” and it’s david guetta’s ‘where them girls at.’ he’s so drunk, he’s so loud, he’s got the drips, he’s spent $2300 in two hours. no one knows he’s gonna be gay married in ten years. i have to cry!