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Part of the reason I want to see a straight-up college setting magical girl show is that I legitimately think a lot of the standard storylines would work better that way, but another part of it is that I just want to witness the drama of trying to balance magical girl antics with a full courseload. All staggering into Calculus 200 looking like hell because they were fighting zombie squid all night. Striking up a friendship with another girl based on a mutual misunderstanding where they think she’s a fellow magical girl, but she thinks they’re just really into the party scene, which eventually arouses her suspicions because they’re rolling up every morning totally wrecked from the night before, but she never sees them at any of the same parties.

and then they decide to go out together some night, but before they can commit to either clubbing (wherein magical girl is hella surprised) or monsterfighting (in which party girl is hella surprised), some zombie squid attack and magical girl does the transformation thing and party girl doesn’t even notice because she’s beating zombie squid away with a sidewalk sandwich-board sign, and once the zombie squid are taken care of they’re eyeing each other in utter shock because 1) party girl can fight pretty good without transforming (”my sister was really into karate and I had to keep up”) and 2) magical girl looks AMAZEBALLS in her sudden magical superhero outfit (“WHAT THE FUCK SHOW ME HOW”) and, yeah, they end up partners-in-crime and also girlfriends

500+ fucking notes. this is incredible, will this be my legacy on these here tumblr dot coms

why the fuck is this post still getting notes

because we were all called gifted kids and now we're gay illiterate fucked over touchstarved exhausted disappointments you do realise you made a post about like 90% of tumblr dot com

Some days. Not gonna lie.

i love pdfs

most tender file format :(

pdfs be like 📂💌📃❤️📎📁📑❣️🍓

pdf (honorary)

Elyan: Goodnight moon. Elyan: Goodnight tree. Elyan: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

“May I please have your undivided attention” no I have ADHD you may have a ¼ piece at best

#bitch my attention is always divided #if you want a larger piece of attention than that you’ll have to fight for it with the closest available audible whirring ventilation fan

COVID is slowly becoming a "third world" disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can't get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.

Watch also when some first world countries finish vaccinating their populations, they will turn to third world countries and "donate" or sell surplus vaccines. People in these countries will go "Oh how sweet! The government is donating vaccines to the poorer countries <3" when it was their hoarding that led to many, many third world citizens dying before they could even get vaccinated in the first place.

This is not a bullshit useless change dot org petition by the way this is an actual thing with legal consequences. If this petition gets to a million signatures, the european commission HAS to examine it.

I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause I’m sad as hell but I still laughed a little

This made me so fucking happy!

truly makes me sick and angry that Africa so far has only been able to vaccinate 1% of the whole continent’s population bc the whole western world is herding vaccines and wont share the patent with poor countries, so much for black lives matter 

my fellow EU citizens here’s a link to a petition bc it’s more than time that we suspend the covid vaccine patents so that every country can afford the vaccines!!!!

honestly, i didn’t even realize i did this but it makes so much sense now. thank y’all for calling my shady ass out lol rip

Bro all you have to do to make foreigners mad is say what state you’re from, that’s awesome

And remind them that your country has states bigger than most of their whole countries.

Ah yes the Baltics! Serbia, Romania and Czechoslovakia