late coffee and oranges

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days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us

one of them.

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of slime.

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

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alcohol

Food and drug administration

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

dragon age 4. did they figure out how old the dragon is yet

Yea 4