Night Thorn

kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.

make that trio polyamorous

Best things a female character can be are angry, violent and covered with blood.

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

"just retrace your steps" I have adhd. as far as my memory is concerned i teleported here

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)