yapping

I'm scared of people

BOO

AHH

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Get a monster shirt instead

you guys know my DMs are open right? and you can like message me anytime?? and I'm really friendly and nice and stuff????

Prepare to feel my wrath

I need to know... Was wrath felt?

it’s because of the curse

damn the curse

always the fucking cure, fml

Damn it

i dream of the day we are free from the united states

Official post of South Africa

Ah yes, the American dream

@good-larry is my opposite

@thevictorianchild will you be my opposite?

GOT A JOB, IM A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY, WATCH OUT CHIMNEYS

WOOO

ignore them darling create that blog (I think a bunch of ppl just didn't expect the first option to be no)

Swapped the options because i'm

Noo I accidentally voted the wrong one

Carry on my wayward son

I'm no expert, but isn't there supposed to be a blonde girl up there?

Give them the beverage

@good-larry

Are you expecting me to agree or smth?

Me when titties

Whore 🫰😁

Your mum

Whatcha gonna do about it pal

AGHHHHHHH

I will drink milk while staring in your general direction

You already did famalam

Use monster, charcoal flavour

Again, does not sound tasty

yo guys they did something too the likes I swear I'm not crazy

Is this proof that gay is contagious... I feel the sudden urge to kiss the same gender...

Welcome to my world

This tie is crazy how it still hasn’t broken

Not a tie anymore

You need the secret ingredient (the beverage)