Saya

“Can’t they already see my bones? Do they mean like an x-ray?”

“What is x-ray, question”

one apple tall

He was chatting with me as he pulled out cash to pay, “You know, I always thought it would be so much easier to meet ladies. But then you meet a girl and you start chatting and they’re never as impressed that I know Captain Kirk’s middle name as I expected them to be.”

I took his payment with a grin and said, “I dunno, Tiberius is an amazing middle name, it was their loss.”

He looked at me with utter awe, radiating a disbelieving joy that I’d parried his quip so effortlessly with Trekkie lore. “If I were thirty years younger…” he’d said, absolutely delighted.

The (greek) gods are going into a competition and choosing random mortals to bless with their powers. The mortals have to compete with each other in various challenge until one remains victorious.

Spin the wheel to find out which god blessed you!

power of being an absolute fucking haterrrrrr, and also revenge and daggers and geese

light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off