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never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

getting glasses after living like this for so long makes you really go "oh things actually DO look like a movie huh"

don't love the concept of monuments, but I do appreciate how if some historical asshole got powerful enough, we "commemorate" 'em by putting up a metal effigy to display. in public. for pigeons to nest on the heads thereof. and take monumental shits upon

sometimes a pigeon will poop just right and it looks like the statue is crying a single dramatic tear of pigeon shit. the natural world is full of beauty & wonders

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.

Close enough, welcome back Al-Khwarizmi!

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

stop it you're stressing anon out... they don't even have a tom cruise to help

Life was in shambles so just rewatched dps, now Its fucking shredded in pieces beyond repair.

basically every english word that starts with the letter v is awesome. vicious. vivisection. victory. velvet. vigil. verdant. vex. villain. valor. viscous. vacuum. venom. it's hard to go wrong!

vermillion, viridian, verily, vast, venerable, vital, vintage, verbose, vanity, vitruvian, vitriol