This is a humorous gimmick blog. About hating onions. The vegetable.
The onion (Allium cepa L.Tooltip Carl Linnaeus, from Latin cepa), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable that is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium.
- Wikipeida.
Rules of the blog are:
The proper grammar is part of the schtick.
I reblog posts about onions and comment my disdain on the topic. The common themes are: hating onions, believing humanity should stop cultivating and eating them, dunking on the existence of onion-heavy dishes.
I will not reblog and comment angry things at any art, drawings, paintings, etc, of onions that people spent a lot of time and effort on. That is rude.
I will not insult people who post positively about onions. This is an onion hating, not an onion lovers hating blog. I might act like I am a missionary of onion-hating, here to enlighten people who have never heard that onions are bad. But never imply that people who like onions are stupid, for example. Even though this is a joke blog, I am here to deliver a stupid hill to die on, not fight people.
I'm not going to comment on The Onion. Everyone else already does.
Askbox is open for questions, messages, and submissions of onion-related things to hate.
And finally, you may address me, the blog owner, as H8r (they/them). I am 18+. @h8r-likes-you is the account for likes and follows from and DMs to.
Tags:
#anti onion — for usual gimmick posting;
#h8r unleashed — for off-topic commentary, e.g.: this post;
#antibulbous inbox — for reacting to reblogs, replies, and asks;
#antibulbous hall of fame — for notable blog milestones;
#knights of the antibulbous table — for building an army against the powers of onion;
#good onions — for things called "onion" that are not the vegetable, and therefore are safe from the hate; e.g.: Onion the rat;
#opi tag — for interactions with my arch-enemy, @onion-opinions-offical.
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This doesn't have anything to do with onions, but we stand for correct usage of terminology here.
Evidently, you don't know enough about top surgery, otherwise you would know that "top surgery" as a term involves being done for transgender reasons. Therefore, by definition, cis girls can't get top surgery. They can get a mastectomy, or a breast reduction, for the same results, but it won't be called a top surgery.
You might think, considering the date, I am going to post something subversive about liking onions. I will not. I will not compromise my standards for a joke.
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You might think, considering the date, I am going to post something subversive about liking onions. I will not. I will not compromise my standards for a joke.