the ben den

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

every night before bed instead of meditating or praying, I sit perfectly still for a while trying to blow that guy up with my mind

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband