Dude, your hair's on fire

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

Isn’t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn’t invented yet. Lacks realism.

You’re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented

chicken nugget

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

Me.

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

your dad is a fucking innovator

hey for no reason whatsoever at what age would i completely hypothetically be able to murder jeff bezos

@sentientvagina

HE’S SO SPOOKY AND BEAUTIFUL