hella rad

there's no post about politics that I could write that hasn't already been said better by the onion

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

OSHA

when british people are alone they’re like fuck i can finally drop this ridiculous accent

ibuprofen is the only real feminist ally

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I beg your pardon

So do seahorses read fpreg.

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

thinking about the tweet i saw that was like if i don’t get what i want for christmas i’m gonna come out and ruin everyone everyone’s day

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

here is something you ought to know. if your cat sleeps with you in bed, theres a chance she may stretch her paw out very near your face while she sleeps. its so importsnt (very) that you place a kiss upon the little tiny paw of hers so that she will dream she is the pope and you are kjssing her ring.