waiting for something

no matter who you follow they always turn out to be a tumblr user

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Time is running out and i really wanna see more data on this cmon peoplee

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

Proud member of tumblr fossil speak