waiting for something

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

Proud member of tumblr fossil speak

no one is allowed to move on from project hail mary actually. the thrum ends when i say so.

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

Sure, I’m nosy

The true galaxy brain of our time

oooooo what a cool post my mutual just reblogged ! I think I will reblog it as well !!! oooooh who did they reblog it from ? That username seems familiar,,, hohoho it's me ! from an hour ago !