You May Rest Here, Too, If You Like

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

The joy in my soul at the thought of Malenia wearing glasses. Listen the image of it would be just so cute and endearing. But how can I possibly explain it to anyone. How can I project the gentle warmth of my vision into the brain of someone with drawing skills. Malenia has no eyes. She's wearing glasses. She's wearing glasses god damn it do you understand. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND ME.

Malenia's glasses slip off her face as she slam fucks me. Neither of us notice. She's too big so the glasses missed me as they fell and their absence makes no difference to her because she can't see. But she was wearing them. And it got me really horny. Because she looks so cute wearing glasses. Do you understand. Do you get it

Sometimes people can forget she can't see because she's pretty good at navigating familiar places and knowing when there are people nearby. So when someone foolishly hands her something like a paper or a book, she'd be like "Oh, let me get my glasses. Can't read a thing without them!" Do you get it. Do you understand me.

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

‘this could be us’ and it’s an image of one person

Didn't mean to use that picture

what's his #?

are you asking me for Jensen Ackles' number

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt