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the rationalist "we should clone a few thousand copies of von neumann cause they'll have really high IQ and solve all our problems" thing but for napoleon. what america needs is a (eunuch?) vat-grown napoleon clone leader class

they would literally all just kill each other

that's what the castration option is there for if necessary

Actually Napoleon had a ton of loyalty to his family and loved delegating so I think as long as you had one that was clearly a few years older than the rest to establish the initial hierarchy it would go ok

I was imagining that I personally would act as a father/uncle figure to my brood of napoleons, as head of the cloning program

"I bred a legion of Napoleon clones to be the officer corps of my fledgling dictatorship and now they've overthrown me and plunged the nation into a civil war of genetically identical but ideologically diverse factions that I must somehow defeat???"

Napoleon #08C0: Begone with you, Napoleon #1014! We'll never ally ourselves with a Bonapartist!

Comic Relief Sidekick Napoleon: Guys why can't we just Bon-together instead of Bon-aparte -_-

I would euthanize that one humanely. this is serious business

Well I wouldn't! I would kill it horribly and inhumanely, like say through drawing and quartering, and that's that!

Comic Relief Sidekick Napoleon getting drawn and quartered: "Aaaaa I'm getting Napoleon Tornaparte!!!"

this shit is why I came back to tumblr

T'es-tu ben dans ton coton ouaté ?

Heille! Y a l'air de faire frette !

Hundred Year’s War hostage sitcom

Sigmaringen humorous castle murder mystery 

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

These are gharials!!

i love these sopping wet beasts

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my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

And your tuba

I should read some early Bernard Werber - I’ve only read one of his later books, Le Père de nos pères, and it was complete garbage (in a funny way, though - it’s a very entertaining book, best enjoyed in the company of someone to whom you can complain about it), but I’ve heard that he used to be good…

Wohawohawoha slow down ! I didn’t say his early stuff was “good”. I said it was very highly enjoyable for a twelve year old. 

What I’m wondering is how many students actually went through with it after school, and how many were just looking for “school rep” for being in an homoerotic to the death hate relationship ?