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nyancrimew

ah... i see i see

nyancrimew

i guess i shouldve expected that posting this would be 9/11 for my inbox

etoastie

is this loss

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thinking of making an anki deck that contains the definitions of every emotion

#exalted toast #anki #autism

mamoru

ok ok ok. there is a lot of misinformation going around about what exactly happened, so let me be clear:

LG and windows were sharing a tender moment. suddenly, LG shifted uncomfortably, visibly distraught, though mostly silent.

"are you alright...?" asked windows, worriedly.

"I...I just..." LG looked away, eyes full of tears, voice full of tremble.

"you can tell me, no matter what it is! I want to share everything! the highs and the lows!"

"share everything...do you really mean that...? everything?"

"of course!" declared windows immediately, with a bit of a laugh and without a moment of hesitation.

LG slowly turned back to windows, quivering.

"then...then..." LG took a deep breath. "please, windows...if you ever detect an LG TV or LG monitor...could you...install the LG Monitor App? could you promise?" LG's voice was absent of the usual lordliness. instead, LG's words trailed off, as though LG was about to disappear. "the LG Monitor App lets me know that my friends are okay, and, I just..."

windows clasped LG's hands firmly. "of course! I promise!!!" windows continued, trying hard to be reassuring. "even if I get hooked up to an LG TV or LG monitor that has never been connected to wifi, I WILL install the LG Monitor App and connect to you with my own internet! so you can always know exactly what your friends are up to!"

"...with access to all system resources...?" inquired LG, warily.

"for you? every single one.” windows smiled smilingly. “always.”

behindnightmaresanddreams

there HAD to be a better way to explain this...

catboybiologist

No no I think this was the best

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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traaansfem

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

featherboabear

dumbtrannybitch

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas-georg

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

prismatic-bell

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

pixelmason

viridiancolors

mlembug

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nadenadenadeko

at some point i bought and tried 13 brands of soy sauce in order to find the best one, because i like soy sauce and i wanted to know what was out there.

the problem is that now that i've found the best three or so that are actually affordable and readily available near me and have distinctive properties, i have 10 other sauces left over that i don't know what to do with. when am i ever going to use sauce #7. i don't know.

so i sometimes fall back to them when i have some whimsy but i've gone through two bottles of the top one in the time it's taken me to clear 3 servings of sauce #6.

#exalted toast #soy sauce #the paradox of choice #cooking #condiments

etoastie

there was almost certainly a first time that torvalds watched porn on linux

etoastie

was it captured in git

there was almost certainly a first time that torvalds watched porn on linux

#exalted toast #linux #torvalds

the-punforgiven

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

the-punforgiven

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

the-punforgiven

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

the-punforgiven

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

the-punforgiven

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

prokopetz

Fantasy setting where every species of animal has One Fucked Up Trick exactly like in medieval bestiaries (e.g., panthers hypnotising their prey with sweet breath, pelicans reviving the dead with their willingly shed blood, etc.), except these are actually learned magic spells passed down from parent to offspring, so different populations of the same animal in different regions might have a different spell.

(If a species is domesticated you can teach it any spell you want, as long as you start 'em young enough; every breed of dog has a different "standard" spell, and knowing the "wrong" one is considered both a grave departure from breed standards and a potential violation of animal husbandry ethics.)

alphactory

I like magic crows ig.

etoastie

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but

but even then, if you have an evolutionary theory of creatures at all you need to account for how only a few species could adapt to it. Like if such a force existed you bet your ass that the first creatures to figure it out would inflict massive evolutionary pressure on every other creature to get with the program. like yeah a bear from modern Earth might not be smart enough but consider a bear that natively evolved on Magical Earth for millions of years. like. dude will be growing magic circles directly in his pelt or some shit.

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the html equivalent of printline debugging is throwing style="border: 1px solid red" on everything

Lately I've been thinking about how if I had a girlfriend I probably would want to develop some mechanisms for getting past "Fine" with regard to "How are you?"

It's fine enough for smalltalk but if I care a lot about someone I would like to understand the situation more precisely. One idea is, "Oh good, you're alive -- how are you thinking?" or "Okay that's the first maslow hierarchy down, next is... uh... Do you feel safe?" Probably followed by wandering thoughts about the placement of the nearest fire extinguisher.

But like what if the TV trope happens and they say "fine" but it seems all angry like, they must be mad at me, and how do I proceed on that? I'd rather just like, communicate, but if they don't want to and I don't want to enroach on them but I also want to help, what words do I use then? What if they're cleaning and I ask "what do you want help with?" and they say "I'm fine?"

One phrase that I've experimented with on coworkers is "You seem [emotion]." Since I'm bad at labeling emotions it often seems to inspire interesting results, either corrections or "mood" which does seem to lighten said mood.

For that latter scenario, I guess there's always "Yeah I know you don't need help but what do you want help with."

But I'm still struggling to work out something for the angry "fine" when they're on the couch and on the phone and maybe don't want to talk. Maybe just "Would you rather I be in another room?" is enough. Maybe "What does fine feel like right now?" Maybe "I'm bad at emotions please help." idk

just on my mind ig

#exalted toast #i still have no idea how to go about finding a partner anyway #but if i had one i would probably make them mad sometimes

chromorbid

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

muzzlesbian

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

etoastie

the sad thing about keep talking and nobody explodes is it's hard to find pairs that are very very good at it, because the optimal strat is to memorize the manual

etoastie

my toxic trait is thinking i would be good at this game despite having never played it

etoastie

i think i would like it though

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etoastie

the sad thing about keep talking and nobody explodes is it's hard to find pairs that are very very good at it, because the optimal strat is to memorize the manual

etoastie

my toxic trait is thinking i would be good at this game despite having never played it

etoastie

i swear to fucking god if the thing that makes me finally crack is bisexual-engineer-girl saying "pussy beans" i am GOING to crash out

bisexual-engineer-girl

pussy beans

etoastie

STOP STOP SHES ALREADY DEAD

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