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i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

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@carriongutrot

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microdose lying to strangers. Hi, my name's polly and I'd like to donate.

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

when I say "I love making bad decisions" just know this is what I mean. Angel told me the lotto numbers but we run my lucky ones anyway. A real guardian angel would know 'em and influece the ball machine.

alpha males compare themselves to lions because they secretly want to be catboys

the lion does not concern himself with the subtext of his rhetoric

I cut off her hands /ref

we could probably condense the 7 deadly sins down to like 4 because greed and gluttony are basically the same thing, envy is just greed with nuance, and lust isn't a problem

pride: you think you're better than everyone sloth: you don't care enough to help out wrath: you cause problems when you don't have your way greed: you want more than you need gluttony: you want more than you need (food version) envy: you want more than you need and someone else has it lust: you enjoy sex

nvm I fact checked myself and it shows up as porneia before luxuria and luxuria is alongside fornicatio. why we hatin' so hard on sex :(