♡Goddess♡

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.