A little bit of heaven

thinking tumblr oomf really wants you is like thinking the stripper is in love with you. but, what if they are..

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

i do not think it is bad because it was made for children, it is bad because it was made for yanks