Maggot-Eating-Magpie

You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don’t work

I support you poison Ivy

Reblog if you support Poison Ivy

That’s my girl.

It’s true.

Statistics is just math that likes to lie, to trick, and to deceive. It forces you to do even more math to prove it isn't lying.

me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

you're scrolling tumblr!! *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead*

*takes your hand* we'll go to the local kebab guy ok. no mcdonalds. local kebab guy loves us

i'm glad this resonated with a lot of you but this wasn't a "cute date ideas" thing this was a "boycott fast food that feeds genocidal soldiers" thing

trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

hey guess what

what's up

read your url

mm alright

guys I have really good news

i’m really enjoying this josh hutcherson renaissance that’s happening right now

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