Due to Return.

“I aham tahahall! I d-do nohot nehehed thihis hehelp!”

“Yes, of course, you’re very tall.”

Foolish had needed to go out in search of material for his builds, but of course everything close around the SMP had been taken and stripped for materials so he had to travel out further. King Eret had seen Foolish on his way and offered to come help, which the totem God was grateful to. Everything went by so much faster when there was company.

The two had to traverse up a steep mountain and the plan was to mine down and take the materials that way. Even though they hadn’t started to gather the materials, the climb up was already the difficult part. Both Eret and Foolish were tall, but Foolish could easily grow himself to any size he needed and get over anything. Eret didn’t have such a luxury.

Foolish wasn’t cruel though, of course he’d help his friend climb up. He placed his hands around Eret’s waist, lifting her up to the next highest edge, but even just a light squeeze in to get a good grip sent the king giggling and curling into  herself. It didn’t take long for Foolish to figure it out. Suddenly he was giddily eager to help up his friend.

“I don’t need help! I’m fihine with this one!”

“Nonsense! Don’t be silly!”

Foolish was instant to his help even though Eret was right. The ledge wasn’t too tall. Eret could easily pull himself up, but Foolish wouldn’t hear of it. He quickly came up behind the King, holding around his waist and hoisting him up again. Eret only slightly giggled, biting his lips to hold back the laughter bubbling in his throat. That just wouldn’t do for Foolish. His fingers once still, but slightly pushing in, now wiggled and kneaded into the King’s side.

“F-Foohoholihihish!!!” The strength left Eret’s arms, failing to pull himself. Instead he tried to use them to bat away the golden demi-god’s hands. “Fohohoholihihihihish lehet gohohohoho!”

“I have to help you up there, Eret! It would be so much easier if you’d stop squirming. You’re just a squirmy little guy!”

“StahahahHAHAhap!”

Eret is a borrower who was caught by a human named Foolish. In exchange for being able to keep living in the walls without disturbance, Foolish wants to practice his clerical magic that would require a humanoid on Eret.

So Eret can telepathically communicate and his blood is poisonous. Foolish was actually pretty respectable and humane towards him, until his high priest found out.

This high priest is XD and caught Foolish experimenting on Eret without his permission. So XD took him from Foolish to decipher what enchantments the borrower had on and interrogate to see where he could get more borrowers to enchant. So Eret now is caged in XD's priest quarters or something.

Coincidentally, that's where two other borrowers live.

Nikiand Fundy see this shit so they rescue Eret and all run away. It takes a few years of living out in the woods NEAR the cabin until they finally decide its okay to move into the cabin.

Before this, Niki and Fundy lived in the walls of the mayor's mansion, Mayor Schlatt. They were found and captured, treated like pets and "trained" to be like little dolls. With the help of Schlatts secretary, they escaped and moved into XD's quarters because it's pretty far away from city hall.

Fashionably Late

This piece was finished just before the red banquet, in the nick of time. I love designing dresses and putting together outfits (though results often vary), so this was a delight to work on! I hope y’all like it too ;D

Don't think about Foolish dreading to attend an event such as this by himself, knowing there will be no loosing himself in striking white eyes, or laughing until he cannot breath because that's just how fun his love is.

Don't think about Foolish entering the banquet only to find the love he thought was lost long ago. Don't think about the excitement and longing the god feels as he makes a bee line towards the one he once called my dear.

Don't think about Foolish realizing, upon being met by empty unknowing eyes, that that love is one he will never have again. That his immortal companion of a thousand nightimes has forgotten about him, about what they were to eachother.

Don't think about Foolish taking Eret's place anyways, becuase it dosen't matter what they think of him, or if the king's love will never be his again, Foolish cannot bear the thought of seeing Eret losing the light on his beautiful white eyes.

So you know how c!Foolish has apparently been friends with c!Eret for a very long time, and Eret just doesn't remember?

You know how XD seems to be bit by bit giving Foolish back the abilities of a God, and can fuck with people's heads?