Da Doo Dee

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

Daily reminder that persona shpuld let more of their protags kill.

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

ok. im come over.

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

*i panic and rip your face off*

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

This is the night lesbian tumblr peaked

watch video on resident evil cheater. they mention dream's cheating scandal. truly he never escapes it i hope we never forget about it

lets make fun of dream cheating in every video about any new cheating scandal with youtubers who aren't even in mcyt

DreamSMP Heritage Post

how is this heritage this is a 2 month old post and its not even about dsmp other than by proxy of mentioning dream cheating in speedrunning

sorry dawg I think it’s funny as fuck an I jus be doin shit off of vibes

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills