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ENTP, ENFP, INTP, INFP: Smart but not methodical

ENTJ, ENFJ, INTJ, INFJ: Smart but opinionated

ESTP, ESFP, ISTP, ISFP: Smart but shallow

ESTJ, ESFJ, ISTJ, ISFJ: Smart but not innovative

Very few of these are complimentary… sorry.

ISTJ- Bad Luck Brian

Somehow, I don’t feel this needs too much explanation… 

ISFJ- Socially Awkward Penguin

Haha, yeah this happens too often.

INFJ- First World Problems

Not quite a savior.

INTJ- Condescending Wonka

It only stings because it’s true.

ISTP-Better Drink My Own Piss

Or, maybe, you know, some of that snow all around you?

ISFP- Really High Guy

Also requires no explanation. 

INFP- Annoying Facebook Girl

*Removes from newsfeed*

INTP- Philosoraptor

So wise, yet they always end up studying engineering or something.

ESTP- Lazy College Senior

That’s the spirit!

ESFP- Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

Y’all are attractive.

ENFP- Ermahgerd

EMG

ENTP- Conspiracy Keanu 

Mind *blown*

ESTJ- Unhelpful High School Teacher

Good God we’ve all had one of these.  My fave was the one who had us watch youtube videos about algebra instead of actually teaching us algebra. 

ESFJ- Overly Attached Girlfriend

This could also apply to ISFJs.

ENFJ- Good Guy Greg

But is it all an act?

ENTJ- Successful Black Man

Real quick- although many of the characters singing these songs ARE the type I’ve connected them to, that’s not the case for all of them.  

Oh, and I’ve made it past the 500 follower mark!  You guys are the best! 

ISTJ- “Let It Go” from Frozen

Most ISTJ Line- “Don’t let them in / Don’t let them see / Be the good girl you always have to be”

How awesome is it that probably the most unfairly maligned type can lay claim to Disney’s modern anthem?  Elsa embodies the ISTJ and so does her power ballad; she sings of being haunted by her past (dominant Si), and being forced to conceal her feelings (tertiary Fi).  And although she declares herself to be free, Elsa, like many ISTJs, continues to struggle with the expectations of her family and kingdom. “Let It Go” is a powerful look into the most personal thoughts of a private person’s life, and should be a reminder never to judge too quickly. 

ISFJ- “Beauty and the Beast” from Beauty and the Beast

Most ISFJ Line- “Both a little scared / Neither one prepared / Beauty and the Beast”

Simple, elegant, and romantic, “Beauty and the Beast” captures the love and affection that ISFJs strive for in their lives.  Although falling in love might have been done millions of times in the past (dominant Si), that doesn’t make it any less magical for Belle and Beast (auxiliary Fe).  Even if Belle weren’t an ISFJ, the song would still perfectly suit such a quietly sophisticated type.  

INFJ- “Friends on the Other Side” from The Princess and the Frog

Most INFJ Line- “I can read your future / I can change it ‘round some, too”

I want to establish now that songs sung by antagonists aren’t meant to vilify the types I’ve attached them to.  INFJs are often considered to be almost supernatural, and while I don’t think such claims carry much weight, the type often can come across as being a bit otherworldly (dominant Ni).  Similar to Doctor Facilier (who, to be clear, is NOT this type), INFJs can be rather charming (auxiliary Fe and inferior Se) and are quite adept at manipulating people should they choose to do so.  

INTJ- “Be Prepared” from The Lion King

Most INTJ Line- “So prepare for the coup of the century / Be prepared for the murkiest scam”

Scar is all about long term planning- something that the INTJ will find greatly relatable (dominant Ni).  “Be Prepared” is an ode to the relentless pursuit of power, even if that means killing a brother and an innocent child like Simba (auxiliary Te).  This isn’t to say that every INTJ is misdirected or evil, but rather that each will do whatever suits their personal morals and experiences (tertiary Fi).  Scar’s morals just so happen to accommodate fratricide.  

ISTP- “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan

Most ISTP Line: “We must be swift as a coursing river / With all the force of a great typhoon”

This song reeks of physicality, which is well suited to the action oriented ISTP (auxiliary Se).  Mulan, an ISTP, strives to find her place in the army because it works with her overarching plan to protect her father (tertiary Ni and inferior Fe). Ultimately, her ingenuity allows her to surpass all of her peers and retrieve the arrow at the top of the pole (dominant Ti), proving that the ISTP can do whatever they set their mind to.  

ISFP- “Colors of the Wind” from Pocahontas 

Most ISFP Line- “Come roll in all the riches all around you / And for once, never wonder what they’re worth”

“Colors of the Wind” is simultaneously spiritual and sensual, a combination that only an ISFP like Pocahontas can pull off.  Aside from asking John Smith to appreciate the beauty of the world around him (auxiliary Se), Pocahontas also forces him to look inward and reevaluate his personal values (dominant Fi).  “Colors of the Wind” was one of the easiest songs to determine for this list because it truly captures the spirit and ethereal quality of the ISFP.

INFP- “Reflection” from Mulan

Most INFP Line- “When will my reflection show / Who I am inside?”

Although people of every type ponder themselves and where they fit in the world, the INFP likely does so most of anyone.  Mulan struggles to understand not only who she is (dominant Fi), but also how she can be herself and still uphold the honor of her family (tertiary Si).  “Reflection” speaks to the search for an authentic identity that so many of us, but INFPs especially, find familiar. 

INTP- “God Help the Outcasts” from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Most INTP Line- “I thought we all were / The children of God”

First, I have to admit that I’ve never seen The Hunchback of Notre Dame- it’s the only movie on this list I have yet to watch (it’s on my Netflix queue though!). I also want to acknowledge that this might seem to be an unusual choice, because INTPs are often wrongly stereotyped as computer nerds with no social skills. Here’s my rationale.  In this song, Esmerelda ponders the ways in which God operates (dominant Ti), and devotes her prayers to others (inferior Fe) amidst the splendor of an ancient church (tertiary Si).  This song captures the complexity of the INTP’s mind and the generosity of its spirit.  It is a raw and beautiful song that is unafraid to take on serious subject matter.  

ESTP- “A Whole New World” from Aladdin 

Most ESTP Line- “I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid”

*Swoon* Who wouldn’t want to be whisked away on a magic carpet ride?  I imagine “A Whole New World” speaks particularly to the ESTP who has been long confined to a life of boredom and is eager to see what the world has to offer (dominant Se).  The song is also incredibly romantic and has some, shall we say, sexual undertones that suit the type (tertiary Fe).  Like the ESTP, Aladdin teaches us to be unafraid of the unknown and free ourselves, if only for a moment, from the monotony of everyday life.

ESFP- “Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride” from Lilo & Stitch

Most ESFP Line- “There’s no place I’d rather be / Than on my surfboard out at sea”

Just as ISTJs and ESTJs are often unfairly labelled as boring, the ESFP is often stereotyped as a shallow and fickle type.  “Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride” reflects the truth about the type- that with a little bit of daily adventure (dominant Se), the ESFP is perfectly happy devoting itself to family and friends (auxiliary Fi).  This devotion to family is a theme that runs throughout Lilo & Stitch, and it underscores the real nature of the ESFP.  

ENFP- “Friend Like Me” from Aladdin

Most ENFP Line- “I’m in the mood to help you, dude / You ain’t never had a friend like me”

Anybody with an ENFP friend can attest to the fact that said person is probably in a league of their own.  Quirky, quick-witted, and funny (much like Genie), the type will always keep you on your toes (dominant Ne).  What makes the ENFP so great, however, is that they also make loyal friends who will stick by your side through and through (auxiliary Fi and inferior Si).  They’ll keep you laughing and they’ll stay loyal to you forever; what more could you ask for in a friend?  

ENTP- “Pink Elephants on Parade” from Dumbo

Most ENTP Line: “Pink elephants on parade / What’ll I do? What’ll I do? / What an unusual view!”

This song is TRIPPY.  But let’s face it, the ENTP, even those who don’t imbibe in drugs or alcohol, has a very bizarre and wonderful quality that allows them to see the world from perspectives the rest of us could scarcely imagine (dominant Ne).  The shapes and colors that play visually during this sequence are also sure to engage the intelligence and complexity of the ENTP’s mind (auxiliary Ti).  Both the song and the type are very, very out there, but in the absolute best way possible.

ESTJ- “Heigh Ho” from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Most ESTJ Line- “To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do / It ain’t no trick to get rich quick”

Although every type can claim both spectacularly hard working and shockingly lazy individuals, my guess is that most ESTJs are found in the former camp. Aside from being a classic (auxiliary Si), “Heigh Ho” is a testament to the fruits of laborious effort (dominant Te).  Something else particularly appealing about this choice is the variety of the dwarfs who sing it; although all of them, like all ESTJs, are hard workers, there is also considerable variety amongst personalities in the group (tertiary Ne).  

ESFJ- “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid

Most ESFJ Line- “I wanna be where the people are / I wanna see, wanna see them dancing”

Just like Ariel, for better or for worse, ESFJs feel a strong need to belong to some type of community (dominant Fe).  In The Little Mermaid, Ariel puzzles (often incorrectly) over what the function of relics from the human world are meant for, all with the intention of extending herself into that society (inferior Ti and auxiliary Si).  At its core, “Part of Your World” is beautiful and sweet, an embodiment of the ESFJ’s vivacious and determined nature. (Note: Ariel is not an ESFJ).

ENFJ- “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” from The Lion King

Most ENFJ Line- “I’m gonna be the main event / Like no king was before”

Much like the popular and respected ENFJ, Simba is keen to take his place atop the hierarchy of his kingdom.  He’s a bit mischievous but extremely charming, something that can also be seen in most people with the type (tertiary Se and dominant Fe).  Additionally, Simba doesn’t plan to rest on the traditions of his predecessors; he has a vision of the way he wants things to be and is unafraid to challenge the norms to reach that place (auxiliary Ni).

 ENTJ- “Poor Unfortunate Souls” from The Little Mermaid

Most ENTJ Line: “Now it’s happened once or twice / Someone couldn’t pay the price / And I’m afraid I had to rake ‘em ‘cross the coals”

Let’s erase the stereotype that ISTJs dream only of working nine to five, in their cubicle, every Monday through Friday until they are 65.

Let’s erase the stereotype that ISFJs just want to bake cookies and make babies and kiss the feet of everyone around them! 

Let’s erase the stereotype that all INFJs are mystics who would never deign to speak to the hoi polloi about anything like reality TV or where they’re going to dinner.

Let’s erase the stereotype that INTJs spend their time sitting atop a throne while stroking a cat, quietly plotting the downfall of man.

Let’s erase the stereotype that ISTPs tinker with their cars all day long, covered in grease and annoyed with anyone and everyone.  

Let’s erase the stereotype that ISFPs are all stoner, hippie wannabes frolicking about Coachella with a flower crown on their head.  

Let’s erase the stereotype that INFPs spend all day writing in their tear-stained diary about how misunderstood they are.

Let’s erase the stereotype that INTPs play Starcraft everyday until 6 AM, sipping Mountain Dew and eating Taco Bell.

Let’s erase the stereotype that ESTPs are a bunch of idiot adrenaline junkies incapable of mature behavior and rational thought.

Let’s erase the stereotype that all ESFPs will one day have a very public meltdown at a strip club, or in line at a Panda Express.

Let’s erase the stereotype that ENFPs are so KoOKy kRaZY WeeeeEEeeeIIRd that they’ll never be able to fit in with normal society.

Let’s erase the stereotype that ENTPs are all those little shits who rudely argue with the teacher about every meaningless technicality there is.  

Let’s erase the stereotype that all ESTJs are your manager, who is undoubtedly out to get you and enforce, like, every antiquated rule in the books.

Let’s erase the stereotype that ESFJs only function is to be a mother or a father and that they are incapable of doing anything without the help of others.

Let’s erase the stereotype that ENFJs are camp counselors who want everyone to get along and make decorations for the cabin! Yay! 

Doggies!

Adopt!  

Don’t support puppy mills!

ISTJ- Bulldog

ISFJ- Shetland Sheepdog 

INFJ- Pembroke Welsh Corgi

INTJ- Chow Chow

ISTP- Siberian Husky

ISFP- Australian Shepherd

INFP- Pug

INTP- Beagle

ESTP- Bernese Mountain Dogs

ESFP- Poodle

ENFP- Border Collie

ENTP- Shiba Inu

ESTJ- German Shepherd

ESFJ- Golden Retriever

ENFJ- Labrador Retriever

ENTJ- Airedale Terrier

I’m in a very Harry Potter mood, so here we go.

ISTJ

ISFJ

INFJ

INTJ

ISTP

ISFP

INFP

INTP

ESTP

ESFP

ENFP

ENTP

ESTJ

ESFJ

ENFJ

ENTJ

Sorry this is a bit late.  I’m definitely not an expert in this area so this post might be something of a mess.  Some of the descriptions are weird (for styles that don’t have a name), so please bear with me! 

These would obviously vary based on an individual’s hair, their style, etc.  This is just what came to mind for each type.

ISTJ Straight and Silky

ISFJ Little Twist at the Bottom

INFJ Afro

INTJ Clean Bob

ISTP Messy Bob

ISFP Chignon

INFP Pixie Cut

INTP Pageboy

ESTP Half Shave

ESFP Big Hair

ENFP Short and Tight

ENTP Mohawk

ESTJ French Braid

ESFJ Ponytail

ENFJ The Rachel

ENTJ Beehive

I’m super tired and should probably just go to bed.  Expect this post to be dumb.  

Lord what am I doing.

ISTJ

ISFJ

INFJ

INTJ

ISTP

ISFP

INFP

INTP

ESTP

ESFP

ENFP

ENTP

ESTJ

ESFJ

ENFJ

ENTJ

More Harry Potter, because why not?  Leaving off the boring ones (okay, I think History of Magic would be fascinating if Binns didn’t teach it, but I won’t subject an entire type to that).  

Transfiguration ESTJ

Charms ISFJ, ENFP

Herbology ISFP, ESFJ

Defense Against the Dark Arts INTJ, ESTP

Potions ISTJ

Astronomy INFP, ESFP

Arithmancy INTP, ENTP

Ancient Runes ENTJ

Care of Magical Creatures ISTP, ENFJ

ENTP & ENTJ: “What you gonna do with all that junk / All that junk inside that trunk?”

INFP & ENFJ: “Imma get-get-get-get you drunk / Get you love drunk off my hump”

INFJ & ESFP: “They treat me really nicely / They buy me all these iceys / Dolce & Gabbana / Fendi and then Donna / Karen they be sharing / All their money got me wearing / Fly”

ISTJ & INTP: “What you gonna do with all that ass / all that ass inside them jeans?”

INTJ & ENFP: “Imma make-make-make-make you scream / Make you scream make you scream”

ISTP & ESTP: “Mix your milk with my cocoa puff / Milky, milky cocoa / Mix your milk with my cocoa puff / Milky milky, right”

ISFJ & ESTJ: “You can look but you can’t touch it / If you touch it, Imma / Start some drama / You don’t want no drama”

ISTJ Accountant-sized

ISFJ Decent sized, but it falls right out if you get a drink in them

INFJ SJW big

INTJ Smaller than an ISTJ’s, they’ll be sure to tell you

ISTP Tiny, and they’ll make sure you know it

ISFP Also tiny, but they’re chill about it

INFP It grows when they’re workshopping a poem

INTP It grows when they’re playing a video game

ESTP Nonexistent

ESFP Their ass is always shaking–no way a stick could ever get there in the first place

ENFP Medium sized and sparkly 

ENTP Smaller than the one that will be up yours when they troll you

ESTJ Not as big as people like to think, but still big

ESFJ Average unless you fuck up their plan for social dominance 

ENFJ Big, but their camp counselor smile would never let you think so