shit together adjacent

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*

Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then

im this economy?

you’re this economy? what the fuck man

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Now I know you're lying. There's no way an Irish could be 6'6"

Rude. Also, the crazy height estimate on Old Croghan Man isn’t so bizarre within the context of other Iron Age Irish bog mummies. Cashel Man and Gallagh Man were also very tall for prehistoric humans. Not sure what was going on in Ireland but there were a lot of tall 20 something guys being thrown in bogs ritualistically for several thousand years.

there’s no tall irish men anymore because they were all taken by The Bog

Hozier is 6'6" because he crawled out of the bog after being placed in there in the late Iron Age.

(They let him keep his nipples.)

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face