mmmmmmmbop

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

Love the fact that in any other time period or country, a presidential assassination attempt is constant headline news worldwide, but at this point it's like, "oh, someone took another shot at trump? ... he dead?... no, then why are you bothering me?... Let me know when he's dead."

they got married btw

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Did You Know? You can get a Student Discount almost anywhere by Lying

Everyone saying "what if they ask for my ID" literally just continue to lie and say you forgot it and sometimes they will still give it to you because ticketing employees don't make commission brooooooo

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

ok yeah this is funny

Also on windows 10!! go to typing settings- how ai has helped you- typing insights-off