Fitful Bouts of Sanity

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

-Deadpool is insecure -Deadpool has chronic pain -Deadpool is submissive in bed -Deadpool is pansexual -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips -Deadpool is a blonde -Deadpool’s initials are WWW -Deadpool had an abusive father -Deadpool’s mother died from cancer -Deadpool fell in love with a teenager -Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her -Deadpool had a daughter -Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful -Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine -Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids -Deadpool is good with kids -Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong -Deadpool hates himself -Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting -Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead -Deadpool reads his own comics

Hello, Tumblr. See this thing?

It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.

Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever. 

Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.

Some examples include:

Technologic by Daft Punk

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Sail by AWOLNATION

And if that’s not enough, you can upload your own MP3s to this thing and it’ll loop those as well.

Marvel Villains.

was alive during world war 2

was rumored to be related to the last ruling czar in russia 

is actually around steve’s real age, if not older

“she is bio-technologically and psycho-technologically enhanced; an accounting that provides a rationale for her unusually long and youthful lifespan”

while in the Red Room, nat trained under the winter soldier and that’s where she got the name black widow

her husband alexi was the kgb’s answer to cap aka the red guardian

there were 26 other girls in the Black Widow Program

was the director of shield

actually does have superpowers that are similar to steve’s

she is classified by shield as a superhuman

she can lift 500+ pounds

“Natasha’s natural agility is heightened to a level greater than that of an Olympic gold medalist”

“Natasha’s bodily tissues have been augmented to the pinnacle of human development. Though she can be injured in the typical ways other humans can be, she possesses exceptional human strength, endurance, and stamina.”

“While she is susceptible to disease, the Black Widow has been enhanced by biotechnology that makes her body resistant to aging and disease and heals at an above human rate.”

“She is an Olympic class athlete, gymnast, acrobat and aerialist capable of numerous complex maneuvers and feats.”

“Natasha’s intellect is at level 3, putting her on par with Steve Rogers.”

“Natasha can hack into all computer systems without tripping any firewalls or security with ease.”

“Natasha is often [Cap’s] first choice as a second-in-command officer in the Avengers, enabling her to utilize all of talents.”

is actually the coolest avenger and has arguably the most interesting backstory in the marvel universe

*sighs*

We see you.

Children who’ve lost their mothers

Children whose relationships with their mothers are broken

Women who long for children for whom is hasn’t or can’t happen

Mothers who’ve lost their children

Mothers whose relationships with their children are broken

Single fathers pulling double duty

…and countless others for whom this is a difficult day

so confused

so lost

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers. 

It started out as a fun little project to pass the time. And okay, sure, half the time the dates I’ve found contradict each other or contradict real world events. And that gets a little frustrating. But I figured I may as well keep going, for completion’s sake.

You’d think though — I mean, you’d think. With a massive corporation like Marvel. That they’d hire people with some basic level of competency. Some knowledge of simple facts.

Facts like, I dunno, how many days there are in February.

Because honestly at this point I just

fucking

quit.