ES-pe-nón-nón

literally my anime opening

I never found the most graceful way to say fuck you, until now.

oh god this is too much of a mood

I thought it was only me. I’m a bit shocked right now.

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

Sorry to ruin the party but... This isn’t getting paid... this is paying your contractor bills. The time stamp is the same. These were all cut at the same time likely going to multiple companies. If you want to make this kind of $$$ go into business lol

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

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