Honestly, What The Fuck?

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

I am a really really big fan of this whole filming and putting pro-shots of musicals in theater

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr