like no one ever was

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

“Billy needs therapy”

I literally started crying

[ @manduhs-things | @maireadgreum | @devilsdaughter2 ]

My Rottweiler does the pillow and blanket thing and it’s adorable.

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

lmfaoooo

LMFAO WHYYYY

Please god delete this website

Wtf is this

WHAT AM I SEEING

WHY DEAR GOD

I’m upset

K @nicknamenyquil

boy howdy i sure do sound ugly when i speak and laugh and breathe and look ugly when i’m awake and sleeping and alive

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

No no no.  This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off.  You have to pick a one syllable word.  Like bears.

I KISSED A BEAR AND I LIKED IT

doncha wish ur bearfriend was a freak like me

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR BEARFRIEND

Bear was a bear, bear was a bear, can I make it any more obvious

bears who are bears who like bears to be bears who do bears like they’re bears who do bears like they’re bears…

me..

Someone put this in my dash and now every single one of you must suffer with me.

I hope whoever made this has a terrible week