Don’t Mind Me

and the next day tabitha is like Did cheryl actually turn into a cow last night or did i dream that and jughead is like Yeah or is that a movie we watched and then they get a call from betty who's like Guys i think cheryl is a cow now and she's on a rampage. and they rush to find cheryl who is eating all the grass in town and they're like We have to stop her or riverdale will lose its precious rivergrass. so they call archie and jughead makes him dress up as a toreador and wave a red cape at her which enrages cow!cheryl because she owns the color red and she merely loans it to archie's hair out of the goodness of her heart but now he is flaunting it so she charges at him and he uses a pitchfork to knock the cowbell off of her and she turns back into a human. and she tearfully awakens and hugs archie and says Thank you archiekins you saved me from my bovine fate just like my jj would have done. and veronica says I don't understand why did christine bior send you a cowbell that makes you turn into a cow. and betty says Actually it turns out the package wasn't from christine bior it was from cowstine bior. and everyone's like Cowstine bior?! and just then nana rose enters the room and says Oh is that the cowstine bior cowbell i ordered? I was wondering where that got to and cheryl says Nana rose you ordered this? For why? and nana rose says For the maple syrup cow of course and archie says The maple syrup cow? and nana rose says Yes child did you really think our special blossom maple syrup came just from trees? We infuse the sap with the maple milk from the maple syrup cow. I ordered that cowbell just for her and cheryl says But the package said it was for cheryl blossom and nana rose says That's because the maple syrup cow's name is cheryl blossom. and toni says Why is the cow named cheryl blossom and cheryl says Dearest tt don't ask silly questions.....for what other name could the cow that enhances our maple syrup so be blessed with? and everyone is like True enough. and then there's a knock at the door and it's the mailman and the mailman says Delivery for cheryl blossom and it's the same packaging as before and cheryl looks inside and says How delightsome! My very own christine bior nose ring! and everyone says Cheryl NO and lunges to stop her from putting it on.

I hope nobody is fed up with these yet because I'm still deeply obsessed with these wonderful women and the meme ideas just keep on coming 😂

I have returned from my hunt with some good, nutritious memes for the feast 💪

Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday...except some more memes of your favourite singing sapphics ✈️🎤

Hello! A while back, someone suggested I play around with writing some Jealous Chloe. I tried it… and immediately got way too into it. What was going to be short is now 13k and will be split into three parts. So, yeah. Here’s the first part and the others will follow in a few days.

Summary: All Beca/Kommissar interactions in PP2 as told from Chloe’s POV. Largely cannon-compliant, I only took a few liberties with it to make my point. Parts 2 and 3 will have more original content/subtext.

Timeline: During PP2.

Word count: 4.5k

Okay. Fine. They’re good. And the blonde woman– what does their website say her name is? Kommissar? – is, well, extremely beautiful. That’s annoying. And okay, she can belt pretty decently. For a German tour-thief. Annoying.

The DSM performance ends and Kommissar surveys the crowd, her gaze settling on the group of Bellas. Suddenly, Chloe is forced to reconsider her initial impressions.

DSM had been good. But not that good. Not so good that they get to look over at the Bellas with that much arrogance and distain. Not so good that Kommissar gets to look at Beca like that. Like she’s some interesting challenge waiting to be overcome. It’s gross.

She’s looking at Beca like she’s a snack.

Chloe is fuming.

She no longer thinks Kommissar is beautiful.