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network effect is really good because to amena murderbot is basically just a babysitter with guns but to everyone from the corporate rim it’s like seeing a teen hanging out with a grizzly bear and when they’re like what the hell she’s just like yeah that’s my mom’s friend it’s lame as fuckkkk
After System Collapse and Rapport, I can't help thinking about how completely and utterly insane ART and Murderbot's first meeting was from ART's perspective.
UplandGatewayOne, the station where they met, is ART's home station. In Mihira and New Tideland's system. Which is deeply anti-corporate. SecUnit even notes at the time that there aren't any security or bond companies there, so nobody should be looking for escaping SecUnits. Iris and Matteo, for all the anti-corporate missions they've been on, have never even seen one, which means Perihelion most likely hasn't either. They're not deployed on transit rings except in GrayCris-paying-to-murder-people situations, and when they are, it's a big deal accompanied by a lot of alarms and screaming and panic.
And one just kind of strolls across the private docks without setting off the weapons scanners. Wholly unnoticed.
So there was already no legitimate explanation for a SecUnit being here. That's point one. Which means it has to have an illegitimate reason.
And ART's paranoia is easily on par with Tarik's, generally speaking. Even though it's never encountered a SecUnit before it has to be aware that this could be an attack by a corporate. Except the SecUnit's got no drones, no additional weaponry, no armor, and it's wearing cargo pants and a hoodie. Which would seem to suggest that it's supposed to be mistaken for a human -- okay, maybe that explains how it got across the transit station a tiny bit? Not really. But at least it accounts for the lack of screaming.
But there's no point in it trying to pretend it's a human now, if this is the prelude to some kind of attack. It's not like ART is a passenger transport, and these are the private non-commercial docks. It can't get on board without trying to hack the lock, and it can't get too far from its handler without frying itself, so it has to do whatever it's doing before ART leaves the transit ring. Whatever attack is coming, it has to be soon. Like, right now, soon.
And it just pings ART directly.
Not even... trying to hide its presence as a potential hostile MI a little.
That is... possibly the most stupid prelude to a code attack it could have made? And if it had been trying to pretend it was human to persuade ART's crew (who aren't even here anyway) to give it access to the ship, it just blew its cover. What the hell is its human handler thinking? They're really bad at this.
And then it asks for a ride--which, again, is hilarious if it thinks it can gain entry that easily--wait. What the fuck? It's offering several hundred hours of entertainment media as a trade.
There is no human handler.
ART doesn't even have to check the governor module at that point. No human would imagine that transports watch television. Possibly, no other bots besides transports would know that they do, because transports are famously not-communicative. Nobody could have instructed it to say that. The only way the SecUnit itself could have gotten the idea that this approach might work is if it tried it before and it was successful.
Okay, so what we know for sure is: This SecUnit is a rogue, and it talks to transports.
And apparently it's hitchhiking?
This raises so many more questions than it answers.
Where the hell did it come from? How did it get across the station without setting off any alerts? Why was it chatting up transports before now? How did it even get several hundred hours of entertainment media downloads? And why the hell would any sentient being, let alone a rogue SecUnit, want to hitchhike to RaviHyral? A crummy little moon which has nothing on it except for mines.
ART's explanation of, "I was curious about you," for letting Murderbot on board is the understatement of the millennium.
This is the equivalent of a frigging walrus ringing your doorbell.

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Messes me up how the tea snobs were right.
I'm out here temp gunning my water because the tea snobs are right and temperature is everything.
I'm temp gunning frickin water.
I've stopped adding sweeteners because there's simply no bitterness to mask anymore because the tea is brewed properly at the right temps. Damn it all.
So water that was JUST boiling is still going to be like, basically boiling yes!
And steeping at 175F for 4 minutes? It will barely change temperature in a mug in 4 minutes.
When I overheat water, say I want it at 75C but I get distracted and it hits 100C boiling. I have to wait like 30 WHOLE MINUTES before it cools off to 75C. That's in my glass electric kettle, not even a better insulated mug. The costs of distraction are great.
Also I have been trying matcha and got done with my little box of packets and went to a different powder in a tin. All of these said to use boiling water. So I use boiling water on this new matcha powder and it's like, the most bitter thing my lips have ever touched. I spat it out, I was in shock it was so bitter, so gross. SO HORRIBLE. I prepared it the exact same way, but this time at 75C and it's delicious. So follow your heart. Don't burn matcha. Get a real way to take the temperature (I'm using a $15 temperature gun, it works!) because I cannot visually tell between 65-75C or 85-95C, but let me tell you, the tea sure can tell the difference.
(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.
i'm the newest member of the SecUnit Three fan club hello
i am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam

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How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic
becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times
Sorry to ask, but are you proship or antiship?
i dont have enough time in the day to think about this
in a way i am my own dead wife

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[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along