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Once i learn my lesson it's gonna be over for everyone

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

pirate gaster is a bit that you would most commonly find after a fandom has gone two years without content. rarely does it take less than two weeks. deltarune fans are speedrunning the stages of new content consumption at a degree that may need scientific research

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

they should invent a father you can forgive

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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

sorry to my bloodline but its over