Crown of thorns.

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

God you really know its 2AM when you look at the clock and it is

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

To anyone out there who is struggling, you can get through this. Believe in yourself.

roomba.

he monch

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

This feels like it should be the song that plays every year when Krampus leaves its lair.

thank you for this correction!!! (but still, the studio version ain’t shit compared to it live. Holy fuck.)

she’s out there making owl noises

who

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

This post radiates positive energy

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too