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I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

Carry on …

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

fr sometimes i just wake myself up for no reason at all (also the vibration is all fun and games until i knock my phone off into a soft surface in my sleep and then there's no alarm at all)

that's why my first alarm is night king. it's a very mellow piano that wakes me up but doesn't give me a heart attack. creature and the birds is also chill

Mine is the horn section of venetoi - prasinoi by turisas and my other one is Eurobeat fortunate son that celebrated Henry Kissinger's death

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

fat little bumbalabee

bumbalamoo

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midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

(also, you don't have to put coins in your shopping carts in other supermarkets??)

Aldi and Lidl also charge for bags. That was weird at first, but it’s becoming more common.

(I'm sure in germany and in the less-fun parts of europe the coin thing works great and everyone put the carts neatly ordered in their proper place, though)

> be me > get really sick > go to the wellnow > mono > stay home the week of thanksgiving > dont speak to anyone or go outside for days > delirious and ill > restless > midnight walk through vacant neighborhood > freshly fallen snow > experience the complex beauty of the world > go home > draw this

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF THE SOLUTION TO TOO MANY CARS IS. AND STAY WITH ME HERE: LESS CARS *gets taken back out and shot*

SO YOU AGREE. THE SOLUTION IS LESS CARS. STOP PUSHING FOR "MEASURES" THAT "WORK" IN THE USA. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE STATE AUSTIN TEXAS ROADS ARE IN