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distance is so unfair i wish i could make you all pasta

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have you ever had lice?
yes, several times
yes, only once
no
nuance
Whats your alarm song
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other (TELL ME)
Mine is the horn section of venetoi - prasinoi by turisas and my other one is Eurobeat fortunate son that celebrated Henry Kissinger's death
What if there was a cow that could fly?
um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee
fat little bumbalabee
bumbalamoo
HOLY SHIT???!!!!!!!
every tumblr update is like walking into my own fucking room and realizing someone moved my bed to a different wall. girl WHERE is my feng shui

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autism will have you telling smells to shut up
top five worst ways to be found:
5. out
4. guilty
3. wanting
2. lacking
1. by this email
It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead
idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area theyâve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record Iâm fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
I hope the cowboy also mentions burgers at some point.
(also, you don't have to put coins in your shopping carts in other supermarkets??)
No, we expect people to return the carts to their place out of the goodness of their hearts.
It works about as well as you expect.
There are cart returns throughout the parking lot, and Iâd say about 80% of people return them there or back to the store. This still requires an employee to go and fetch the carts every so often (sometimes with a motorized cart pusher so that they can get the whole group), and that last 20% is also just scattered around the lot waiting for someone to fetch it and taking up parking spaces in the meantime.
(Side note: Lidl has also shown up in my town. They do the American-style cart returns, but (at least at first) I saw the part on the cart where they clearly decided not to do the quarter deposit.)
Aldi and Lidl also charge for bags. That was weird at first, but itâs becoming more common.
Well, let me tell the coin gimmick doesn't really help much. Actually I know people that have small gizmos to be able to get their coin back without having to take the cart back to the cart parking area.
So with a heavy heart I must say: USians, you win on this one.
(I'm sure in germany and in the less-fun parts of europe the coin thing works great and everyone put the carts neatly ordered in their proper place, though)
reblog to tell prev its gonna be okay

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> be me > get really sick > go to the wellnow > mono > stay home the week of thanksgiving > dont speak to anyone or go outside for days > delirious and ill > restless > midnight walk through vacant neighborhood > freshly fallen snow > experience the complex beauty of the world > go home > draw this
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like theyâre gone. itâs the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
thatâs not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF THE SOLUTION TO TOO MANY CARS IS. AND STAY WITH ME HERE: LESS CARS *gets taken back out and shot*
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
the news post agrees:
AND IMMEDIATELY GOES AN QUOTES A GUY WITH THE BRILLIANT IDEA TO BE MORE LIKE CAR HELL USA
HOW IS THAT EVER BETTER
ALSO:
SO YOU AGREE. THE SOLUTION IS LESS CARS. STOP PUSHING FOR "MEASURES" THAT "WORK" IN THE USA. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE STATE AUSTIN TEXAS ROADS ARE IN
HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF THE SOLUTION TO TOO MANY CARS IS. AND STAY WITH ME HERE: LESS CARS *gets taken back out and shot*
hunger games eve for districts 12 and 11 aka ila got a little crazy with the crosshatchingÂ

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vale o sigui que ve el papa a colapsar encara mĂŠs barcelona i no es pot molestar ni en parlar catalĂ ok. sure
SPAIN IS SPENDING 25 MILION EUROS JUST SO A GUY CAN COME AND COLLAPSE MAJOR CITIES. COOL.
HOW ARE YOU FOLLOWING 300 PEOPLE ON HERE
I- I like people