welcome

rewatching the nice guys 2016, as is my custom, and holy shit i forgot how funny their introductions are. healy goes directly from gay towel to are you the man to pink cow note at arms length to harping on someone for being seven (7) dollars short for a job. march goes from clothed in the bathtub to gas station line to (failing at) bribing someone with origami money to (also failing at) punching a window open to hospital. what do you mean this all happens in the first ten minutes. truly thee characters of all time.

song rec win !!! it showed up in my discover this week and i keep going back and forth in between liking it and being assaulted by it and i went Wait. mutual's taste is like this

song rec win !!! it showed up in my discover this week and i keep going back and forth in between liking it and being assaulted by it and i went Wait. mutual's taste is like this

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

This will always be peak humor to me

in honor of pride month, take care of your local ace-spec and aro-spec people, even if that person is just you. we're a critically endangered species folks don't treat yourself like an orca at seaworld