doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

They still don’t know what causes morning sickness in pregnancy

Donna should get the Doctor's number and be allowed to call the TARDIS randomly in future episodes for no reason. never aliens. no more aliens for Donna. always just some bullshit like "my mum told me the pink blouse makes me look washed out????" and the Doctor has to be like "girl! she's crazy! but also I'm actively being shot at right now so I will have call you back"

the notes have made this one of the most enjoyable posts i've ever made. love u donna nation

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

This is the worst addition to this post

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

anyone in this thread smoke weed

Treasure Planet had mpreg???

Anyway, because I'm already seeing conspiracy theories going around, Spotify Wrapped dropped today because it's Wednesday. Last year it dropped Nov. 30th. A Wednesday. December 1st 2021? A Wednesday. That's why it was the 29th this year. They drop it on Wednesday. You're welcome.

People who got Provo, UT on their Spotify Wrapped please tell me what the fuck y'all were listening to to get that so I can figure out why y'all are so mormon coded if you're not actually mormon. I'm legitimately going insane with curiosity over here.

This is absolutely what working retail is like. Earlier this week one of my coworkers was stuck on the phone with a chatty customer who just would not take a hint. My other coworker went and stood next to her and said, loudly enough to be clearly overheard, "[name] we need you to do something else now"