The theme is there is no theme

stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

Help a newcomer, reblog Children’s Hospital Colour Theory

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

Yeah I just got off the phone with the student council president and she said we gotta lock you in a room and beat you with hammers unt you die. What? I don't care if you're 23. It's the student council. You don't fuck with the student council. Now come with us please we have the perfect utility closet for this

Yeah she told us you were "useless" and "insolent" which is why we have the blue tarp set up everything cus we absolutely have to chop you up into tiny pieces with a chainsaw now. Huh? What gave you the impression that our job is "balancing budgets" sister we kill people. We straight up murder them. We also decide which clubs are officially recognized and we organize the annual bake sale but mainly we kill people. Yeah. President's orders.