The theme is there is no theme

stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

Yeah I just got off the phone with the student council president and she said we gotta lock you in a room and beat you with hammers unt you die. What? I don't care if you're 23. It's the student council. You don't fuck with the student council. Now come with us please we have the perfect utility closet for this

Yeah she told us you were "useless" and "insolent" which is why we have the blue tarp set up everything cus we absolutely have to chop you up into tiny pieces with a chainsaw now. Huh? What gave you the impression that our job is "balancing budgets" sister we kill people. We straight up murder them. We also decide which clubs are officially recognized and we organize the annual bake sale but mainly we kill people. Yeah. President's orders.

yeah its great how arvid lindblad got driver of the day because not only did he get his personal best result he did it as a rookie in monaco a notorious race for failures and dnfs- oh wait what? oh kimi got driver of the day? oh

[Image ID: a digital drawing of Arvid Lindblad and George Russell in their team jackets. Arvid says “I think we’re gonna have to blow our teams up, George” and George responds “Crikey.” End ID]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3