The theme is there is no theme

stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

Birthday party idea this year is I invite 60 of my closest friends and at some point during the night they all stab me with the. Real knives I've hidden around

I think this could be something really special and intimate snd community building

The first 23 to stab me get a prize

Birthday party idea this year is I invite 60 of my closest friends and at some point during the night they all stab me with the. Real knives I've hidden around

I think this could be something really special and intimate snd community building

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Zelda puzzle training simulator

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

can you put that thing on a leash?

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach