The theme is there is no theme

stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

Y’all are not mad enough about the assassination of George Russell that happened yesterday you must listen to his full radio. It is *worse* than it seemed on the broadcast. He begged them to properly serve the penalty (and this is after they essentially blamed him for them messing it up)

calling kimi an industry plant is the funniest shit ive seen all week and its true

Trying and failing 💖💖💖

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I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

Help a newcomer, reblog Children’s Hospital Colour Theory

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me