The theme is there is no theme

stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

yeah its great how arvid lindblad got driver of the day because not only did he get his personal best result he did it as a rookie in monaco a notorious race for failures and dnfs- oh wait what? oh kimi got driver of the day? oh

[Image ID: a digital drawing of Arvid Lindblad and George Russell in their team jackets. Arvid says “I think we’re gonna have to blow our teams up, George” and George responds “Crikey.” End ID]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

Flan 🍮

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all