Lives Unlived

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

yo i think your bird broke

I suck at apologies, so… unfuck you, or whatever.

Date someone who calls you Big Tony, even when life has you feeling like Little Tony

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

That’s a weird dragon.

shut up i love her

PLOT TWIST: you actually start studying after your prestudy snack break

Need

You can get it here!

What about one that says I’m bi?

There is one like that too

What about other sexualities?

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

okay but where’s my “I’m ????” tee at?

Right here 

NEW I’M LGBTQ+ TEE AVAILABLE HERE all profits go to The Trevor Project that provide crisis intervention and suicide prevention to LGBTQ+ youth!

*watches a studio ghibli film* maybe… life is okay

I understand what this stick figure is feeling