Erinaeris

a villain appears!

Today's lesson covers a topic both ancient and controversial...

Same-S*x Dual Cultivation.

Xie Lian & Mu Qing: *Furiously taking notes*

1) he doesnt want to subject sqq to a potentially traumatizing memory bc theres a non zero chance if lbh found out he would disintegrate him (pragmatic grandpa, wants to live to see retirement)

2) he actually likes sqq (gossipy old men club) enough to not want to show him The Horrors

3) he has subscribed to the cultivation world gossip believing that sqq is so niceys now because he forgot key memories from his past, and believes theres a Very Good Chance that showing sqq those exact memories could make him return to being mean (route A: doting grandpa wants his foolish student's freakass human master to treat him right. route B: second coming of pragmatic grandpa: if sqq returns to bitchery at this crucial junction when lbh is already so fucking unstable it will literally rend the three realms apart and not even he will be safe from That)

BINGQIU FASHION WEEK DAY 4

halo? you mean like the golden protagonist halo?? i dont know what that has to do with his outfit but ok!!

Fuck Huan Hua, he can forgo that altogether. It's easy to slip back into Jing Qing, easier to trail after Shizun who is.. not teaching? Where is he— Oh. That's his sword. His grave. Okay. Okay no need to cry about it.

He begins sobbing and it's hard to stay quite in this form, it comes out in small hiccups. So, ofcourse Shizun immediately zeros in on him. Before he knows it, Shizun is petting him, cooing at him, wiping his tears, calling him a good boy, asking him if he wants food. He sniffles in response and cuddles into his Shizun's hands, rubbing his face against them. If this is how he can be by his Shizun's side, so be it.

Yue Qingyuan: So it's true, his soul made its way to the afterlife

Shen Qingqiu: No, I meant Shanghai China

Yue Qingyuan: What?

Shen Qingqiu: Specifically in the body of a rich young man with a family that loves him (and access to the best therapists in the country)

Yue Qingyuan: Oh, I guess that is a better place

Shen Qingqiu: Yeah, definitely better than a damp prison with no limbs