I Watch The Bees Now

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a satisfactory answer for Selina

ghost: smells like gasoline

soap: [>:3]

ghost: why does it smell like gasoline

soap: on an unrelated note we should run

ghost: johnny.

soap: like right now

ghost: JOHNNY

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

guardian angel!simon who gets assigned to you later on in your life due to your high risk of dying young

guardian angel!simon who spends every waking moment watching over and protecting you

guardian angel!simon who’s surprised you can see him, and even more surprised that you aren’t scared

guardian angel!simon who makes it his goal to ensure that you live a long life, not allowing you to die in your youth

guardian angel!simon who begins to fall in love with you despite it being forbidden

guardian angel!simon who confesses his feelings against all odds, only to find out you’ve fallen for him too

guardian angel!simon who becomes too blinded by love that he becomes too comfortable, forgetting about his duty in being your protector

guardian angel!simon who holds your dead body in his arms, weeping over his lost love and the future taken away from you because of his greed

fallen angel!simon who is forever separated from where your soul rests in heaven, after being condemned to hell for failing to fulfill his duties in protecting your mortal life

dad!simon who stands behind his little girls at their school events, arms crossed and eyebrows furrowed. comes across as scary to the other PTA parents before you explain that simon’s just a really protective dad

wanting to fight the other moms because they keep looking at your husband

picks up one child with each arm, holding them against him as he walks, their musical laughter ringing through the air

watching him do your daughter’s hair perfectly the first time. grins at you when you praise him and mumbles “you have no idea how much time i’ve spent watching you” into your ear, chuckling as you try and tamp down the red painting your cheeks

simon calling you ‘mama’ at the expense of your ovaries

“you’ve been doing such a good job mama. taking such good care of my babies.”

refuses to let johnny babysit by himself again. last time the girls came home with a concerning amount of sugar in their system and a rather extended vocabulary

simon being eternally stone-faced but somehow becoming the playground of choice for your children. he will stay still for minutes at a time before jumping at them and making them scream with delight

watching simon let his little girls climb all over him, smiling at their little hands grabbing at the fabric of his jacket

laughing and shaking your head at him when he teases about giving you another (you’re more than ready. making simon wait is more satisfying than you’d like to admit)