Ooooh... Kay

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see them

Thog not so impressed by titles on the Granite Box 360. Me prefer Pumice Station III.

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

peggle 1 or peggle 2?

peggle 1... peggle 2... who's to say... it was just 'life' back there... to me... to my fellow orbs.......

wait. brain blast incoming.

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Even if its a flop post you can at least pretend its a good post

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

I'd like to issue a formal apology to Palamedes Sextus, I was unaware of his swag. I always loved him dearly but it took me 3 rereads of GtN to realize this nerd has catastrophic levels of aura. Difficult to notice when Camilla Hect is next to him at all times

real life texture glitch

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

im cute and everybody loves me

if u reblog this post, the above statement will be about u