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Idk what I used to do but going forward will be tagging:

-normal bullshit as #sfw EDIT: SFW REBLOGGER @epphf AS OF 2K25; mostly fandomery & memeage

-sexy bullshit by relevant kink category, but to stay under the radar will be saying ‘stuff’ not ‘kink’—#bondage stuff for example

-#real hot ¿? shit is the sole post type tag, bc IRL photos felt respectful to delineate (& nothing more respectful than a Megan Thee joke, obvs).

-social justice/PSAs as #on today’s docket so block as needed if that stresses you out

Main @epphfervescent, same url on Bsky, Kofi, and AO3, art comms open on my mainask if u want me to tag something/I don’t take blocking/go with God caballeres🖖

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anphivenas

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

cheddar-baby

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

anphivenas

He strutted his shit kinda

ispyspookymansion

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

#Hell world #ONE MUST IMAGINE THE ROBOT FUCKERS SIGHING @ THE FACT OF THE ROBOTS #TRYING 2 MAKE U COME WORKING FOR THE BOURGEOISIE…

drumlincountry

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

epphf

Agree! & Recreational viewing for this new lifestyle: BlackForager! Here's an ex of her foraging. And another to highlight her #range (iirc she has a field guide out as well:

anyataylorjoys

The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye

seeveekat

Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!

I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.

#!!

donutdrawsthings

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

#Jdjdjfkdksjdmdk

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trashreceptacle

just some rapidly multiplying/breeding slimes taking care of their host 😗

#Ooh #slimes #inflation stuff #monsterfucking stuff #triple x stuff

woetoy

its tough for darya with such a "productive" boyfriend

#COOL character design #pregnancy stuff #furry stuff

clinical-space-podcast

Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

#I CAN DRAW MY OWN BAD HANDS FANKS

ivy-michaels

All these industries with shortages of workers and they can’t figure out why.

Im proposing the hypothesis that the reason we don’t have enough doctors/pilots/bus drivers/etc is that maybe, just maybe, having your entire industry function as a lifelong hazing ritual isn’t the best recruiting strategy.

ivy-michaels

Doctors are subject to 8 years of post-secondary education and are forced to work 48 hour shifts.

Pilots and other transportation workers have absurd hours of service requirements that start your rest period as “the moment you shut the vehicle down” and can be as short as 9 hours in some cases.

Railroad workers have to be available on-call 6 days a week and be ready within two hours notice. They don’t get sick time.

Retail workers have to keep a veneer of politeness against any and all abuse or they can be fired.

Truck drivers get paid by mileage and rarely see pay for shipper or receiver delays.

Work should not be designed to make you a miserable burnout and yet here we are.

#AND they pay shit. Which. Hazard pay would also b rude but like they're not even bothering 2 b rude anymore. Smh #AND-and the comedy layer of the industries where a) they know we know they fully know why #Esp when the answer is 'theres a shortage bc they died of COVID while essential-working'#(Wrt truckers)

novorehere

Your body is now the setting for a video game level. It’s a…

Rail shooter with spaceships

True final boss fight VS your heart

Annoying escort mission

Difficult platforming segment over acid

Quirky mini game challenge

Voting ended onJun 17

#Bethesda ass glitch that breaks ur whole shit

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sapphicbump

(archive work) She loves when her brave little hero looks like this 🧡💚

#pregnancy stuff

sapphicbump

(archive work) OC progression cοmɱissiοn for Greyaghar 🐍 (watch the snakes)

#The snake curiosity is adorable #pregnancy stuff

ivixivi

Taner Sigirtmac by Baldovino Barani ivixivi

#Damn. Been taner of finland this whole time.#real hot ¿? shit

ivixivi

Taner Sigirtmac by Baldovino Barani ivixivi

mertdad

#UH OH EROTICA GOT ME VERKLEMPT. HAPPY PRIDE #triple x stuff #real hot ¿? shit #oral stuff

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whump-polls

which of these shows that seem popular in the whump community* have you seen?

supernatural

stargate sg-1

stargate atlantis

daredevil

9-1-1

prodigal son

the 100

chicago p.d.

all of these

multiple

none

results

Voting ended onJun 4

(partially counts as well)

*this is just based on my experience. maybe mostly in the part of the community im around most often, and the gifsets and seemingly favorite whump scenes that have been shared there in the past years

#Daredevil is the only one i finished but I fucked with clexa. dw abt it

hemipenal-system

funniest thing anyone has ever said about me tbh

well yeah im into petplay and im pretty open about how half the stuff about dragons i post is vaguely petplay related bc im into that so, like, you came into the sandwich store and then got really mad you couldnt get a pizza here man. this is on you

hemipenal-system

it's also really fucking funny to me how i post anything about forcefem that makes it to reddit and pretty unanimously everyone who isn't transfem thinks i'm a chaser and everyone who is immediately understands the exact thing that made me post it and wishes the forcefem would happen to them lol. if you dont get it you dont get it i guess idk how to help

#IM SLEEPY AMD THOUGHT THE BEEF WAS. THE ETHICS OF THE DRACONIC EXOTIC PET TRADE.#LIKE 'WELL. MAYBE THEY MEANT BEARDED DRAGONS. THOSERE REAL GUYS. LET ME REREAD'

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