hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later

I needed that second pic

computers are gay because you're always downing loads

lots of gay people on this website it seems

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

*takes nibble at ur penis* jesus christ. this is completely inedible

hate when people are like “haha careless whisper is the stupid meme song” like shut up he’s literally NEVER gonna dance again. and you dont even care.

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation